Everybody must sacrifice a little bit in order to coexist together.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Brandon Marshall + Screwed = Good

Brandon Marshall, a elite receiver for the Denver Bronco's has been suspended by the Bronco's until the 9th of September i believe.

Good for you, Im glad they did it really i am, but i think they needed to go farther in there punishment.

I dont get this guy, if you read this Brandon listen to what im about to say.

YOU PLAY FOOTBALL A GAME IN WHICH ALOT OF US LOVE, AND WOULD LIKE TO PLAY BUT WE CANT, AND THE CHERRY ON TOP YOU GET PAID MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO DO SOMETHING PEOPLE LOVE WHILE I SIT HERE IN MY 2,000 SQUARE FOOT HOUSE MAKING UNDER 50,000 DOLLARS A YEAR, IM HAPPY IN MY SITUATION, SO SUCK IT UP YOU JERK, AND PLAY TO WIN THE GAME!

I cant stand a pansy piece of trash like Brandon Marshall who complains about his contract which pays him millions of dollars, dude get over it you whining little girl. Like i said a second ago, you get paid MILLIONS of dollars to play a game a ton of us wish we could play. Suck it up and play some football do good for you team becuase it's not about you, you selfish person. Its about the team as a whole, so lace up you shoes put on the pads and make some catches, and keep your mouth shut, and do whats asked, and then ill respect you.

In my opinion the team should bench him the first 4 games of the season, they will suck anyway, and only win 5 or 6 games this season anyway, might as well carry through with a punishment, and tell him we are sick of your attitude, and the way your treating people, and the lethargic way of practicing, so buddy boy your benched for 4 games no pay. I bet he straightens up and if he doesnt its time to get rid of him.

Friday, August 28, 2009

Michael Vick

Yea did you know Michael Vick played for the Eagles.


Holy Crap will ESPN get off the whole Michael Vick played football last night jumping like a little 12 year old who had just found their dog was found down the street. I like Vick, he paid his dues, and he is ready to play some football. So with that said let him play, you guys(ESPN) are building this guy(Vick) up so much that if he does slip or fail to some extent, then you(ESPN) will say ohh how this past 2 years must have really taken a big toll on his mental and physical frame work. Give me a freaking break. The dude has been gone for 2 years, give him more than 2 to 3 weeks before you start analyzing his every move, on how he cuts, on how he runs in the open field, on how he blocks as a slot reciever, on how he wipes his butt after number 2, on how he washes his socks, on how he shaves his face and if he uses edge pro-gel. Give me a break, let him play and report on what he is doing but dont analyze the be-jesus out of the guy.

And this with favre is hilarious, watch the video and listen to the players talk about the word Schism pronounced Skiz-em, funny stuff my favorite is Jared Allen, i beileve it was.


Sunday, June 28, 2009

What the Heck!

Well good golly miss molly. What is going on in the entertainment world these days. First we get the news that a great and legendary Ed McMahon died and passed on to the other side. He is the reason why I joined Publishers Clearing House by putting my moms info on there but actually it was me wanting to see him come to my front door and give me a 10 million dollar check. Yea I'm still working for living so you know that didn't happen. Then,

Farrah Faucett dies from cancer, she was a gorgeous lady, and he famous beach poster with the beads in her hair, is supposed to be the most famous poster by any actress/model there is. Kinda interesting. But she is more famous for her roll on Charlies Angels. That show was a smash hit for a little while back before i care to remember or was born(rim shot insert here). From her being so in front of the TV all the time. I can only gather that she was a good woman who had her impact on many things. Then,

Michael Jackson dead at the age of 50 years old. Now I'm sad. I grew up listening to this guy i used to dance with my brother in the dining room,(cause the wood floors in the dining room were really freaking slick with the right socks), we perfected the moon walk in 2 short years. Man i always had him there in the back of my mind, not thinking too much about, other than the fact he was coming back for the concerts. So i was excited about that but never had any inkling that something was going to happen to him bad. But it did, and ill tell you right now, he died of all the drugs he was taking for various things. I don't think illegally but i do think he was just simply over saturated with drugs. Its Sad, and its also freaking weird he told Lisa Marie Presley that he would die like her dad. Now that's in the twilight zone. But anyway I'm huge Michael Jackson fan, love the guys music, his life was a tad too much eccentric for me but hey to each his own. Michael Jackson dead at the age of 50. You will be missed. Then,

Billy Mays here for Oxi-Clean. That's right. Billy Mays Dead at the age of 50. you can call me one of the first to break this news because it came up right before i started this post but, man OH man 4 dead within 5 days. Holy Crap. You know what was awesome about. And you heard it here first, Billy Mays was the MacGyver of TV Pitchmen. He could take a Toilet Seat and turn in into and sell it as a Potato Masher. The man knew how to pitch anything, and from watching his show along side Anthony Sullivan, i just could tell he was a good down to earth God Fearing man. Billy Rest in peace and remember in Heaven, there will be no need for Oxi-Clean or Mighty Putty.

Man what a week for people leaving this earth and breaking on thru to the other side. By the way for the sports side of the Blog.

Albert Pujols is FREAKING AWESOME, i really think if he put coal in his hand he could produce a diamond in about 32 seconds. He is that good at everything. I just hope he is clean, which by the way i think he is, that's just me, i have faith in about 5 to 10 guys in the MLB that are completely clean and he is one of them. i just hope my thinking is correct, if so you heard it here first. MARK IT DOWN!

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Donte Stallworth

Well, its the day that was going to come. Donte Stallworth gets 2 years house arrest after his release and then a 8 year probation and 30 days in jail for being drunk behind the wheel of a car and striking a pedstrian and killing him, granted the peestrian was on , yea i said 30 days in jail. I will say this, Donte got what he deserved as far as jail time because the family decided to go the route of a financial settlement outside of court, in addition to the probation and 30 days in jail, yea i said 30 days. Donte you better find God, cause he did you a huge favor by you only getting 30 days. You got 10 years before you actually free and clear of the crime you committed. Check out what could have happened below. This is from The Associated Press, Curt Anderson,

Without the plea deal, the DUI manslaughter conviction could have got Stallworth 15 years in prison. After his release he must serve two years of house arrest and spend eight years on probation. The house arrest provisions will allow him to resume his football career, his attorney said. Now to a little NFL talk about it.

I feel that Roger Goodell needs to bring a little bit of a hammer down on this one, I'm feeling along the lines of a year suspension, and mandatory drug and alcohol rehab programs out the yahoo. We gotta teach everyone that drinking and driving does not mix. I think Goodell can kinda set an example with Donte, that it will not be tolerated and express his disgust for this type of thing with a stringent punishment, and i hope that happens.

But with this and that said, I'm actually praying for Donte Stallworth that he may find peace and live up to the expectations his fans and coaches have for him and that is to be a above average wide receiver, remember nobody makes into the NFL with OK talent. You gotta the best of the best to make. We know he has the skills to succeed, i just hope he can find it, get his head screwed on straight, and live on to be a respectable receiver.

Paul Konerko = Fake

Paul Konerko recently came out and said how upset he was about Sammy Sosa being on that 2003 list of players names that tested positive for PED's. I kinda got 2 takes on this, for one the names shouldn't have been released at all, them players were told that they would not be released and that they wouldn't get in trouble. Even though A-Rod did not get in trouble it did hurt his name a little with the media circus he and well the media put us through. I think at the end of the day A-Rod is cool and nothing will be thought of this for the most part when his career is over.

Paul Konerko said this," there are only two ways this becomes a story."

"Put your name behind it," Konerko said before Wednesday's game against the Chicago Cubs. "Put your face out there and tell people who you are. Or, Sammy's going to admit to it and that's what happened in the Alex Rodriguez thing."

Konerko doesn't think it should be made public.

"When two sides sign a contract, usually you try to uphold it," he said.

That's my second point, I think they should be made public, now that a few names have been made public. For this reason, what if there isn't a Albert Pujols or a Ken Griffey Jr., Derek Jeter, Jim Thome, Chipper Jones on that list. Those names most assured would be in the Hall of Fame, and what way better to sorta clear those names by allowing this list to come to light so we find out which great baseball names are free and clear of PED's. That's all i want, i want to know who hasn't tested positive for steroids, I'm more interested in that then the people who cheat.

I would not be surprised if Konerko's fake outrage doesn't prompt someone to find out if he is on that list. I think within the next months we will find out more names and just like i said in a previous blog entry, They will slowly keep releasing names to throw the people a bone to chew on for a while.

The Machine

I know this came out a while ago, but i absolutely love this commercial for some reason, whether it be Alberts, real non shalant reaction to the ESPN guys or if it is the voice of Kit from Knight Rider as the printer i find it funny, but it is probably my love for Albert Pujols and the St. Louis Cardinals.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Coolest pitch I've ever seen

I dont know if anyone has ever seen this but it is Kaz Tadano's eepheus pitch. Talk about cant get your timing down when facing this guy he throws a 45 mph eepheus pitch then a 75 mph slider, and then might bust a 88 mph fastball. NO THANKS, just ridiculous